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Why do I wish I didn't see Metropolis? Because it's a 3 hour silent movie that drags on and on and on. But the kicker is that they think they're missing about 1/3 of the footage of the film.

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Why do I wish I never saw Bad Boys II? Because I detest movies where there's a bunch of violence just for the sake of having violence, and this is one of them.

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Why do I wish I hadn't seen Birth? Because it's a pointless, disgusting, and revolting movie. It was honestly a painful movie to watch, and I won't do it again.

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Why do I wish I avoided We Don't Live here Anymore? Because it's like watching a "B" soap opera, or worse. And none of the characters were even interesting.

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Why do I wish I never went near "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover"? Because it is quite possibly the most disgusting movie I have ever seen. The filming is bad, the acting is bad, and don't even get me started on the graphic depictions. Gross gross gross.